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Type
| Asinine Astrology | Series
| 15 | Orientation
| Landscape | Flick-It #
| 5 | Header Color
| Blue | Header Background Color
| Green | Adjective
| Aries | Nickname
| The Ram | Traits
| The typical enterprising and aggressive aries is the type of person who never makes the same mistake twice. He always finds NEW mistakes to make! People born under this sign aren't very good at controlling their tempers. If you run into a machete-carrying Aries, with "love" and "hate" tattooed on his knuckles, in a dark alley -- it's not a good idea to make fun of his nose earring. | Best
| Bathes daily in dog vomit. | Worst
| Don't ask. | Habits
| Pops zits at poetry readings. | Career
| Watermelon repairman. | Char
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