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Type
| GPK Award | Series
| 1 | Orientation
| Landscape | Award
| Permit To Be A Pig | Description
| This Permit entitles you to bottle the water you bathe in and sell it for ink. It also permits you to wear black socks all the time so you don't have to wash them, and to grow potatoes under your fingernails. | Signed By
| Roy Al Slobb | Title/Office
| CHAIRMAN B.M.O.C. (BIGGEST MAN ON CAMPUS) | Comments
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